So Anthon & I decided to go get lunch at Subway together- Anthon stayed in the car with Roman & I ran in to get our sandwiches... This is how the conversation with the pimply-face, stoner, high school drop out employee went:
SubMan: Welcome to Subway. What can I get 'cha?
Ashleigh: Can I have a foot long & 6 in. on wheat?
(the whole time I'm asking, the kid is shaking his head no, so I continue to ask...)
Ashleigh: Oh are you out of wheat or something?
SubMan: No I'm just kiddin' wit-chu. What kind of sandwiches IS these?
Ashleigh: Uh, the foot long is a meat ball & the 6 in. is a club
SubMan: So, you like clubs, huh??
Ashleigh: Yeah (thinking, "Duh, retard that's why I ordered it)
SubMan: Wanna go wit me to one tonight??
Ashleigh: Umm... no. I don't think my husband would like that
SubMan: Well, maybe he doesn't need to know
Ashleigh: uh... no. He's in the car with our baby, I think they'd notice if I never came out.
SubMan: It's cool- you can bring the baby wit-chu! I like kids.
At this point I stopped making eye contact & responding. CLASSY employees work at Subway, huh??
5 days ago
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8 comments:
what a LAME-O At least ya know ya still got it right :)
How funny! What a dork!!!
Little scumbag.
You're still a hot babe!
LOL. NO WAY! Oh man, I'm rollin' on the floor.
This is hilarious! I read it to Travis and were both cracking up!
I AM STILL LAUGHING! Only you, Nash... only you :) would have something like that happen to them :) HILARIOUS!! WOW.
That is to funny, I got a good laugh!
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